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OOC: Things To Know Before You RP With Me [Sep. 13th, 2025|08:01 am]
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Idea borrowed from [info]lohendrin, thanks muchly.

1. I have a cat. Cats like to a) throw up b) seek attention c) eat d) have crazytimes. Sometimes, I will have to run afk for emergency puke/hairball duty, to feed the beastie, or to pry him off my tits. If occasional AFKs bug you, You Will Not Want To RP With Me.

2. I have absolutely no problem with stretching lore but breaking lore is a different story. There's a decent amount of Strange Shit that I can put up with, but if you are playing a Drow Elf that was dumped into Azeroth then no, sorry, I'll be... away. Over here. Hiding.

3. I am not anti-ERP. I like ERP. I am rusty as all hell and don't do it very often, but I'm open to the possibility if you aren't a creeper. I am anti-slut-shaming, however, and if you're going to slam people for ERPing uh... bye.

4. I am a patient person. I completely understand real life interfering with RP life and I'm totally okay with having to put stuff off, or if you don't feel like RPing because of x issue or y issue, or if your medication is messing with you or if you just don't have the spoons for it that day, I understand. I completely understand and I will not cause issue with you for it - but I expect the same on your end.

5. I strongly believe in ICA=ICC. I think this is the most important point. If you don't like having your characters actually suffer the consequences of their actions you should not have your characters prod mine.

6. I will absolutely not RP rape scenes, dub-con ... that sort of thing. YKINMK.

7. If you don't like people I RP with, that's cool, just don't rant at me about them. I'm fully capable of having friends that don't get along with each other, just like everybody else. If there are people that you like but I don't, if you let me know that I will keep my mouth shut about them. It's a respect thing. I have friends that get along with groups of folks that I don't - that's fine. I don't tell 'em to stop being friends with those people, 'cause that's silly.

8. IC=/=OOC. I may not like Bob the player, but my character is fine with their character and will react accordingly (they will not spit on Bobadin because ICly they are totally fine with Bobadin). If you are the type of person that hates  a character as soon as that character is outed as belonging to someone you hate, and you, in turn, have all your characters treat that character like shit? I don't want to RP with you go away.
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(no subject) [Apr. 25th, 2012|05:12 pm]
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Okay, let's see.

We're going to Hillsbrad.  I haven't packed a hell of a lot, and I've taken the liberty of... removing Tal's name from the roster for the time being and asking her to be on standby to look after the various kids.  She's not happy about this but it's gotta be done.

Meeting went okay but a lotta folks, I guess they're used to us doing what we want 'cause there was a lotta "oh my gods whyyy do we have to go here" which I expected but I didn't expect -- well, we've got somebody that's like, "I don't wanna kill humans".

But they're gonna be soldiers, not civvies, so.

I've gotta talk to Tojoda and find out what the fuck happened, and apparently Ryn's gotten in shit with the magisterium or something?  I don't fucking understand elfy shit so I'll let Tee handle it.

Not looking forward to this.  At all.  The old man better come through and get us the fuck outta here.

The other thing, well, I've got what I need for the most part.  Dunno when I'm gonna be able to get away though, even for a day or two.
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[Story] A little change [Apr. 4th, 2012|02:23 pm]
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He still had his old chainmail.

Matojo frowned as he pulled the set of armour from his vault in Orgrimmar; it was in need of repair, having sat for so long after being abandoned in favour of plate, but it would still work as intended.  All he needed, the finishing touch, was an old friend.

The old troll finished shoving the armour into his pack and threw that over his shoulder before making his way out along the dusty road toward the city’s stables.

It was a route he was intimately familiar with, even though the city had changed over the years.  The stable keepers nodded at him as he entered, and did not interfere as he made his way toward the far end of the compound where a large eagle was perched upon the fence.  The creature seemed to recognize the approaching troll and swiveled its head in his direction to stare unblinkingly at him.

“Uh, hey,” Matojo said in Zandali.  “I know I said I’d let you retire in peace, but uh, I need one more favour.”

The eagle stretched its massive wings out and shook them for a moment, then folded them against its body again and let out a short chirping noise.  The troll cleared his throat and stepped close.

“I’ve gotta go somewhere, and I’ve gotta use this... magic, see.  Other animals might... give me away, and that could be bad.  Real bad.  You know me, though, and we trust each other.  You’d watch my back like I’d watch yours,” the old troll smiled faintly.  “I’m riskin’ my ass for some folks and I’d rather have somebody wit’ me I can trust.”

For a brief moment their eyes met.  The eagle bobbed its head and Matojo grinned broadly.

“You feel like goin’ to Surwich?”

- - -

Krensythe Manashaper steepled his fingers and leaned forward to inspect the troll that stood across the desk from him.  The elf grinned toothily as he slipped the ancient pocketwatch from his robes and slid it across the wooden surface toward the other fellow as the man looked on in surprise.

“‘s, uh, mo’ shineh,” Matojo said.

“Oh, more than that,” Krensythe replied, “it is the focus of the polymorphing spell that will change your form to one that will allow you to pass through Alliance territory unmolested.  The materials you gathered allowed for the most powerful I could conjure - all I expect from you is a favour to be delivered at a later date.”

Matojo hated owing people anything.  It always felt wrong, it always felt like opening himself up for something bad, so he always endeavoured not to put himself into such a position.

It would be worth it, though, he told himself.  It had to be.

“Fine,” the old troll grunted.  “So how’s dis wohk?”

“Oh, drop the act,” the elf said as he took the watch by the chain and held it up to its new owner.  “I am quite aware of your ability to speak properly, so please, stop abusing the Orcish language.”

Matojo took the watch from the elf and scowled.

“Anyway, it works the way any magical artefact works - you draw the spell from within and let it do the rest.  Concentrate on the magic.  Simple,” Krensythe continued, gesturing to the small apartment’s curtains, which slid shut.  The lanterns that lined the room flickered to arcane life and Matojo eyed them - and everything else - warily.

“Try it,” the elf encouraged.

The old troll didn’t really figure that magic was his forté, but if all he had to do was concentrate, well, he could do that.  He closed his eyes and tightened his grip on the watch, thought about triggering the spell, and waited.  It started as a tingly feeling in his hand that went up his arm, spread through his entire body, and then it was a flash of blinding pain.  When he came to, Krensythe was standing over him - fingers steepled, as usual - and grinning.

“To reverse it, you do the same thing,” he said.  “I suggest doing so before you leave, or else we could have a situation.”

Matojo held his hand in front of his face.  It was pale, with five fingers, and dark hairs on the knuckles.  He was far hairier than what he was used to - not the soft fuzz of a jungle troll, but the coarse hair of a human.  The old fellow touched his face and found a beard there.

“This’ll do,” he said.  “This’ll do pretty good.”

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[Breaking the Fourth Wall] Writer's Block: Wear This, Not That [Mar. 18th, 2012|04:53 pm]
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What is the most timeless article of clothing or fashion accessory?

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my balls, obviously.
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[Story] Wrong Move [Mar. 18th, 2012|04:15 pm]
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Another meeting had been called.

Korgan had, at least... )
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[Storytime] New Orders [Mar. 18th, 2012|03:50 pm]
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Matojo Furiey wasn’t used to being called anywhere to meet with anybody, but since it sounded like official business he put on his dress armour and his tabard and made sure to be fifteen minutes early, even though he knew that fifteen minutes of standing outside the barracks would be hell on wheels.  Hell, on wheels, driven by a drunken goblin that didn’t actually know how to drive.  That was the accurate version.


The old soldier... )
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(no subject) [Mar. 5th, 2012|10:19 am]
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Things have been quiet, which is fine. That quiet ain't bound to last, though, so I figure anyway, 'cause I keep hearin' whispers of us bein' redeployed.

Y'know, I really like the Gilneans on the tome. I don't like that they're part of the whole... well, bein' at war thing. They've got a lot in common with us trolls, being ousted from their home, bein' the minority where they are, bein' tromped on. They don't seem too bad. I'm sure there's some that is and some that's so loyal to the Alliance like I am to the Horde--

... Sorta.

I mean, by virtue of bein' a Troll I've got to keep my eye on what the Alliance does. I've got to give a damn about the conflict. I find myself carin' less and less though, 'til they do somethin' to the Tauren or the Elves or the Trolls and then I care again. The Tauren don't want trouble from anybody, the Elves is just tryin' to rebuild, and the Trolls are just tryin' to rebuild, too. The orcs are giant assholes and the forsaken are better off permanently dead.

I'm re-thinkin' what we are and what we do. I don't really have reason to -

Well, okay. I do. Us bein' scattered everywhere should be more than enough reason.

But...

I've got a feelin'.
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(no subject) [Nov. 10th, 2011|10:50 am]
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So I've got to write about this 'cause it's so damn ridiculous.

Thomi got bent outta shape 'cause one of the crazies with the Zephyrs shot at some guy after hours at the Kodo, and she doesn't feel this kid's being properly dealt with. She understands there's nothing she can do - she spoke up, blah blah blah - but she's got a hard time grasping that most people don't work the way the military does.

I'm not gonna act on it. Now, if she had hit him, then I'd be taking action 'cause it'd be my responsibility to protect my own. You injure one of mine and it's undeserved, you owe me a pound of flesh and I will take it.

If it were one of my soldiers pulling that shit I'd beat the shit out of 'em so fucking fast they wouldn't have time to blink, but that's not how a civilian unit works. These people are explorers, not soldiers, and if the people in charge don't want to punish their own for doing something stupid, that's their prerogative.

'Course, I don't trust anything that's got a deader at the helm, so I ain't particularly surprised at any of this. I am surprised that Gintajo ain't been beat and left in a ditch yet, though, by anybody 'cause yeah. I know Troll fellas, I am one.

I still think Thomi's ready to recruit for us and keep an eye on the Brag 'n Brawl. She's recruited the new medic to oversee the event, she's taken it upon herself to gather the booze and she's workin' on advertising the damn thing better than what I've done.

So with that off my plate, I'll be able to concentrate on preparin' the Harbingers to welcome a couple of their own as Augurs, and then I free up a tiny bit of time for my family.

... Don't think anybody will notice a couple bottles of tequila gone from the stash, yeah? Yeah.

OH. The tome's fuckin' hilarious. Those kids are so easy to rile up, serious. It's fuckin' amazing.

  
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(no subject) [Oct. 30th, 2011|07:45 am]
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Brag 'n Brawl goin' alright, though some unforeseen circumstances meant neither me nor Thomi got to show up to the last one. Whoops.

On my list of "people to promote" in the unit, I've got Teaghue, Tizze and Thomi. All Ts. Think I need to find some that ain't got Ts in their names. Maybe I'll make that a requirement - "You've gotta have a T at the start of yer name to become an Augur in H.O.W."

Ha ha ha the stink that'd make.

Teaghue's been with the unit for a long time, knows how to deal with the riff-raff, and seems to understand what sorta shit we're all about. Tizze's got a gentle touch and she's strong as far as unit women go, without being too rough around the edges. She's got that feminine thing that's needed in the top tier. Thomi's smart, tactically-minded, and she's got a strong set of ears - need some sneaky folks to listen in on what's goin' on 'round everywhere, y'know?

Speakin' of.

Thomi overheard at the Kodo that we may have a reputation that could be bad for us. Now, she assures me that the guy that gave her this impression ain't exactly all there - that Arrowsong elf that used to be married to Windstriker - but I've still got concerns. I'll have to give Tazian or Gaurth a jab and see what they say. They've got ears in the walls at that hole, so maybe they'd hear more shit.

I dunno what the kid's problem with us is, since I don't know what sorta involvement he's had other'n being married to somebody, briefly, that was in the unit. Guess I'll have to show up to the Kodo sometime and see what I can hear.

Maaan, I don't wanna deal with more crazy bullshit.
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OOC Meme that everybody else is doing so there. [Sep. 29th, 2011|03:46 pm]
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1. Pick one of my characters: Pick from this list. Please, please, please include the server.
2. Roll 5 random numbers between 1 and 100 from this website
3. I will answer the questions that match those numbers from this list
4. Do iiit.

Stolen from several different people so there.
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